4th Annual SWEATPANTSPALOOZA Post-Christmas Shindig @ Presidential Brewing Co.

IT’S BACK!
Sweatpantspalooza 2024. This is the exhale party – the “you’ve made it!” celebration – the “don’t have to cook anything for this party” party – the “nobody I’m related to will be here unless I invite them” gathering – the “I’ve been dressed up for the last month and just want to be ugly in peace” festivities.

Let’s collectively breathe a sigh of relief that the chaos of the holidays has subsided, and celebrate the way we really want to – with our favorite beer, some karaoke and euchre, and a gift exchange that lets us give away our worst gifts of the season. And also? LET’S WEAR SWEATPANTS!

You heard me. Wear your finest, garbage-est sweatpants. LAZY PEEPS, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE. We don’t want your ugly sweaters. We don’t want your Christmas finest. We don’t even want to see JEANS. Rock your joggers, your sweatpants, your leggings, your jammies – as long as they’re appropriate for small children to see you in public (my 10 year old will be there, don’t make it weird), then it’s a go.

We’ve got a little of everything planned. POTUS might play some tunes? We’ll get some Euchre tables going. Might throw down with some other board games. Might start a jigsaw puzzle. Definitely gonna fire up the karaoke stuff around 6:30. WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE. Just come over, we’ll figure it out when you get here.

UN-GIFT EXCHANGE DETAILS:

1. Bring your best, worst, favorite, least favorite, most horrifically awesome [new/unopened/unused] gift. Wrap it up (but legit you can shove it in a grocery bag for all we care) and add it to the Land of Misfit Gifts Table when you arrive. Gift value should be a minimum of $10, but no max value.

2. After you drop off your gift, take a raffle ticket.

3. Around 8pm we’ll start drawing raffle tickets! This will determine the order in which you can come up and choose a gift from the Land of Misfit Gifts Table.

4. Didn’t get the gift you wanted? We employ a BYOL policy here – Be Your Own Lobbyist. Wanna bribe someone to give up their gift? Do your thang. You never know what a well placed Rutherford might do to secure you your dream of owning another slipper and sleep mask set!